Funny Monkey Pictures

Funny Intelligent Monkey : I think this guy really knows a lot. 

Funny Tech Monkey : I think they are using facebook !!!

Funny illustrations of Serious Quotes

1. " Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fu*k the prom queen" - The Rock (movie).

2. " Love is a mental disease"  - Plato

Bathroom blogger and bookface !!!

Found a funny t-shirt in the store today called bathroom blogger ! The idea is not bad at all !! :p

Bathroom Blogger Funny T-Shirt by JaZilla
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Another interesting t-shirt i found was bookface!

Bookface Shirt by glenndesigns
Design your shirt at zazzle

Clicking those links or pictures above you can check those t-shirts from different views and modify them as you like !

Everyone would be rich if ...

Almost everyone of us could be rich very easily and quickly if and only if  we would:

1. Get paid for facebooking !!!

2. Get paid for using toilet !!! 

5 Things Nobody Steals

Wherever you go there are somethings which are always safe if they are already used and never going to be stolen (most probably)!

1. Undergarments

2. Stinky Socks

Greatest Difference Between Hero and Superhero

The greatest difference between a hero and superhero is - a hero wears underwear under his pant but superhero wears underwear over his pant !!! Lets read the discussion below between Johnny Bravo and Superman.

OMG! Ant Killed Elephant !

Today Ant killed Elephant ! Its really an strange news. But how is it possible ? Do you know that? If you don't then let me explain. Actually name of the Elephant was 'Ant' and name of the ant was ' Elephant' !!!

We are really sorry for MR. Elephant !

Ways to Waste Time

Sometimes when i waste time by doing something bullshit or nonsense i think that people should learn from me how to waste time. Because i am really good at wasting time. But when share that with my friends they also claim themselves best in wasting time! So i think lot of people like to waste time.

 I am sharing some good ways to waste time. I hope they will be helpful for those who like to waste time or want to.

• Attend Boring Classes - I really hate this. For me its a waste of time. Specially if the teacher is boring and forgot to communicate with students.  I can remember the dialogue of John Nash (Russel Crowe) from the movie " A Beautiful Mind " , " Classes will dull your mind, destroy your potential for authentic creativity".
• Wait for a Miracle - Sleep at home and think that a miracle will happen, God will help. Its a complete waste of time. A human being himself / herself is a miracle if he/she works hard.
• Believe or Wait for One Love - One or None ! Trying to convince someone for a long time ??? But no progress? Probably he/she does not deserve you or vice versa. But its your time. Waste it!!!
• Scratch with Hand - When you are scratching any part of your body with hand then you are unable to do other things. So you are wasting time. Try to scratch with your leg to save time. !!!
• Ask for Sympathy - If you are asking for sympathy to people you are wasting time. Actually now a days that's hardly available. Earn it !
• Teach Your Pet : Try to teach Physics to your pet.
• Blog - Write a blog post like this one.

Do you know better ways?

Most Popular Internet Slang and Acronyms – LoL, LMao,RofL etc

People are confused about the meaning of these internet slang and acronyms. I have collected some. If i am wrong write a comment .

• ABN - Asshole By Nature
• LOL - Laughing Out Loud
• LMFAO - Laughing On My *ucking Ass Off
• LMAO - Laughing On My Ass off
• ROFL - Rolling On the Floor Loughing
• SFU - Shut the *uck Up
• BRB - Be Right Back
• FOAD - *uck Off And Die
• GTG/G2G - Got to Go
• HS - Holy Shit
• HTH - Hope This Helps
• OMG - Oh My God !
• IDK - I Don't Know
• POS - Piece Of Shit
• SOS - Some old Shit
• WTF - What The *uck 
• R8 - Right
• F9 - Fine